House Cleaning in Cherokee Bend

Start with the brick ranch, because there are so many of them here. Everything is on one plane, which sounds easy and isn't. A single-level house has more floor per bedroom than a two-story, the hallway is the highway for every speck of grit that comes in the door, and one return vent pulls air through the whole place. Dust doesn't settle in a corner and stay put; it migrates. So we clean a ranch in one direction — top to bottom, back to front — so we're never pushing the hall's dust into a bedroom we've already finished. Low ceilings help. Fan blades, crown and the tops of door casings are within reach, which means they actually get done instead of admired from below.

Split-levels are a different animal. The entry landing is the crossroads: shoes come in from the drive, kids come down from the bedrooms, the dog comes up from the den, and all of it meets on about four square feet of tile. We treat that landing and the half-flights as the first job, not the last, because whatever is on those stairs ends up everywhere else by lunchtime. The lower level on a contour lot is usually partly below grade, so it runs cooler and damper than the rest of the house. That's where we look at the base of the walls, the slider track and behind the sofa for the film humidity leaves, and where the vacuum moves slower on carpet than it does upstairs.

The Colonials bring formal rooms — a living room and dining room at the front that get used ten times a year, and a kitchen and den at the back that get used ten times a day. Cleaning both the same way wastes your money. In the front rooms the problem is settled dust on wood and upholstery, so we dry-dust and vacuum the fabric. In the back it's grease, crumbs and foot traffic, so the degreaser and the floors get the time. Original hardwood in these houses is usually oak under a finish that's been refreshed a few times. We use a barely damp microfiber and a wood-safe cleaner, never a wet mop, because standing water is what makes old boards cup and finishes cloud.

The later custom homes are where the windows get big and the ceilings get tall. A wall of glass facing the woods is wonderful in October and a pollen screen in April. We plan reach tools for the high sills and transoms, and on deep cleans we dust the tops of tall casework and the blades of high fans, because that's where a wooded lot's debris goes when nobody is looking. Screened porches and decks aren't on an indoor checklist, but the door between them and the kitchen is, and it's the dirtiest threshold in the house. We wipe the track, the jamb and the handle, not just the glass.

Then there's the ground itself. Contour lots mean steep drives, retaining walls and a great deal of red clay that ends up on tires, shoes and paws. Red clay doesn't sweep; it smears. When it's dry we vacuum it before anything touches it with water, and when it's wet we let it dry first, because a damp mop turns a footprint into a stain. Mudrooms, garage entries and back halls get the entry treatment every visit. If your house has a basement-level garage, the stairs up from it are where we look first for tracks, and it's usually where we find them.

Spring is pollen. The oaks and pines over Cherokee Bend drop a yellow-green film for weeks, and on a wooded lot it gets inside through every door and window that opens. It settles on sills, on the top edge of every blind slat, along baseboards and on any dark furniture where you can actually see it. Our spring visits weight the dusting toward sills and horizontal trim, and we wipe blinds with a damp cloth rather than flicking a duster at them, because a duster relocates pollen and a damp cloth removes it. One tip that costs nothing: run the HVAC fan on "on" rather than "auto" during the worst three weeks. The filter catches more of what would otherwise land on your dresser.

Summer is humidity. Birmingham's air is wet from June into September, and a house sitting under a canopy near the river stays wetter than one on an open hilltop. Indoors that shows up as mildew in shower grout, a musty edge in the lower level of a split, and a tackiness on kitchen surfaces where grease and moisture combine into something a dry cloth just pushes around. We run the bathroom exhaust while we work, treat grout with an alkaline cleaner rather than bleach on regular visits (bleach whitens, but it doesn't lift the soap film mildew feeds on), and we pay attention to the back of the toilet base, where humidity condenses and dust turns into a paste nobody wants to talk about.

Fall is leaf season, and on this side of Mountain Brook it's not subtle. Hickory and oak leaves come down in bulk, get wet, break into fragments and ride into the house on shoes and dog paws. Leaf litter is worse than plain dirt because it's fibrous: it catches in door mats, in carpet pile and in the brush roll of the vacuum. We empty and check the vacuum more often in October and November, shake mats outside rather than vacuuming them in place, and do the entry floors before the rest of the house so we're not tracking leaf crumbs into finished rooms. Winter is the quiet one: fireplace ash, dry static that makes dust cling to screens and dark wood, and the right time for a deep clean before the pollen starts again.

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